Father and daughter wraps
Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe
charlottan asked:
The mom from the "mother I have joined the internet" comic
yourfavisamilf answered:
I have absolutely no clue what this means
kind of a milf. reblog
Kind of a milf. Reblog
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Apple trying to go back to their early 2000s aesthetic with their AirPod ads while not understanding that it was the wires flying everywhere that made those images so cool
The wires are what makes it cool.
The sheer number of kids who are straight up putting their real names and ages and location in their bios like "Natasha | 14 | Minor | New York, NY!" and occasionally putting their actual school or city in their tags just terrifies me like no stop stop stop remove that right now I cannot emphasize how unsafe that is for you I am begging you for your sake remove thst shit right now
If you need it spelled out for you, with the power of the internet people can find out a lot about you. Like a scary amount.
When I was about 17 I decided to test just how much you could find out about someone on the internet so I picked a random Twitter famous person and decided to see what I could find out about them. And with very little digging, just knowing their first and last name, their age, what city they live in, and what college they went to, I was able to find their full name, the full names of their parents, and their dad’s address, which I looked up on Google earth and saw that it looked exactly like pictures and videos that they had taken in front of their dad’s house.
All this I found as a person who had never tried doing this before in less than twenty minutes. And it freaked me out. A lot. I still live with guilt about doing that and haven’t tried doing it since but not everyone has the same morals that I do. Some people are willing to dig for more than twenty minutes. Some people are willing to make phone calls and go to where you work. And a lot of these people don’t have good intentions.
At least try to obscure some of your identity. At the very least don’t indicate what school you go to or what part of the city you live in and don’t post pics in front of peoples houses.
The concept behind screensavers is:
If you don't touch your computer for long enough, it will start showing you the most beautiful pictures and images, you've ever seen
screensavers are when the computer gets bored from doing nothing and starts to get sleepy. those are its dreams
do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times
Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus
remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play
As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??
believe it or not, we liked that more
its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it
Russian catgirls be like. “Nyat!”
Aaaaand send post
Нят!
Diversity win! Your russian catgirl is also trans
okay i’m actually listening to hozier now and …. is this really the music that is making you declare this dude a fucking bog witch fae elf leprechaun magical wizard thing? really? like it’s not even bad it’s just….. not that weird? your guys’s heads would explode if you listened to prog rock
Yeah exactly thats what i was saying
Yet again if you prog rock freaks would hust take the tome of day to maybe watch twilihht and leisure world better tban exra w could all jsuf getlaong
everyone read a nice book
i’m illiterate
Joking about illiteracy is neither appropriate or funny. Stop.
Hi
Sanosuke Sagara
